I need your help.. again.

Hey guys, it’s me Derek.

We really need your help and money again.

I’m shifting our operations towards helping animals who need prosthetics. It’s something I’ve been passionate about since I was a child and is unrelated to anything that has happened over the past week.

I cannot go into details about the ongoing investigation on Make That Monkey Fight! LLC.

So don’t even bother asking me about it, it’s all fake and stupid.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.